Tea Towel - Pretty Sure I Don't Give a Fuck

Not every day calls for enthusiasm. Some days call for coffee, carbs, and a healthy level of emotional detachment.

This tea towel is made from 100% cotton and 0% bullshit.

It’s soft, absorbent, and ready to dry the tears of anyone still expecting you to give a flying fuck. Perfect for the kitchen, the chaos, or any day that starts with “what the actual fuck is this?” Whether you’ve burnt the toast, lost the plot, or just can’t deal with Sharon’s group emails anymore — hang this bad boy up and let it do the talking while you pour yourself something stronger.

Warning: May cause offense. Especially to people who still have fucks to give.

Machine washable, unlike your patience.

20x28 inches