Tea Towel - I Swear Too Fucking Much

Sometimes "Oopsie-daisy" just doesn't cut it.

This tea towel is for the foul-mouthed foodie, the potty-mouthed plate dryer, and the sass-mouthed sous-chef who knows their way around both a kitchen and a well-placed F-bomb.

Made from 100% cotton and 1000% attitude, it's absorbent enough to clean your dishes and offensive enough to clean out your guests. Perfect for drying your hands after flipping the bird at a burnt roast, or mopping up the emotional damage caused by cooking for your in-laws.

Machine washable (because you're too busy swearing to hand wash).

Warning: May cause judgmental glances from your grandma. But she swears too — don't let her fool you. 

50x70cm 

Digitally printed with reactive dyes, so this bad boy stays vibrant and fade free!