Because curiosity is dead, and so is your care. Slide these on and let the world know you’re not interested in their life story, weekend plans, or gluten-free banana bread recipe.
These socks are made with soft cotton and hard truths — mainly that your interest levels are nonexistent. Perfect for meetings you didn’t ask for, conversations you never started, and people who think oversharing is a personality trait.
Comfortable. Confrontational. Cold as ice. Machine washable — unlike your tolerance.
Disclaimer: May cause offended looks, awkward silences, and envious admiration.
OSFM - Men's shoe size 8-12
Made with a blend of combed cotton, nylon for strength and durability, and elastane for stretch.
Packed in a luxury box with ribbon pull tag.
