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Socks - Calm Your Tits
Socks - Calm Your Tits
Socks - Calm Your Tits
Socks - Calm Your Tits

Socks - Calm Your Tits

$25.00

Because not every meltdown needs a spotlight, babe.

These socks are soft, sassy, and here to gently whisper (or aggressively yell) at you — and everyone around you — to take it down a notch.

Whether you’re raging over burnt toast, dodging passive-aggressive texts, or just vibing at peak chaos, these socks are the stylish slap in the face you didn’t know you needed. Perfect for school drop-offs, staff meetings, or that moment when someone says “just relax” and you briefly consider setting fire to everything.

Cute. Comfy. Clearly done with your shit. Machine washable. Chill not included.

OSFM - Women's shoe size 5-11

Woven with a blend of combed cotton, nylon for strength and durability and elastane for stretch.

Packed in a luxury box with ribbon pull tag

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