Rude Pen Packs

Laser-engraved luxury pens with high quality black german ink.

Antisocial? - We understand that sometimes you just don't like people. Ever. If you prefer your own company and a bit of introverted humour, this is the pen pack for you. 

Fucker in charge? - Sometimes, people need to be reminded about who's actually running things.

Passive Aggressive? - If sarcasm, snide remarks and snarky comments are just the way you speak, this is the pen pack for you. 

Feeling Sweary? - Swear your way through the day without saying a word!

Anti-Social AND A Dog Person? - Dog people are great people. They just prefer dogs to actual people, which is fair enough. If you're one of us, this is the pen pack for you.

Crazy Cat Lady? - Cat people are weird, let's be honest. Not that weird is a bad thing. I like being weird. If you're a cat person, crazy or not, this is the pen pack for you.