Pen Pack - Ultimate Tradie

Tradies are a special breed, with their own special language. So they should probably have their own pen pack, like this hi-viz bad boy that features shmicko stainless steel pens with tradie language engraved in the barrel and quality black German ink.

WE'RE NOT HERE TO FUCK SPIDERS

THAT'S OUT BY A BEE'S DICK

RECKON IT'S TIME FOR A SMOKO?

CLOSE ENOUGH IS GOOD ENOUGH

NOT MY FUCKIN' JOB