Because "Happy Birthday" just didn't have enough oomph.
Why whisper sweet nothings when you can yell "HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!" with a bag?
This gloriously loud gift bag is here to celebrate your favorite person in true unfiltered style. Subtle? Absolutely not. Memorable? You bet your cake-loving ass it is.
Made from sturdy AF paper and built to hold anything from gag gifts to genuinely thoughtful surprises (or booze), it’s the perfect combo of festive and wild.
✅ Strong enough to hold regrets, wine, or oddly-shaped nonsense
✅ Saves time on heartfelt cards and emotional labor
✅ Swearing included free of charge
No fluff, no frills—just pure, foul-mouthed festivity. Because sometimes, the best way to say “I care” is with sarcasm and a load of attitude.
Features:
Quality Art
Card Construction
Woven silver cord handles
Sturdy card base
Made from recycled and sustainably sourced materials
Available in two sizes:
Small - Fits a number of small items such as a candle, mug, jewelry etc H 23 cm, W 18 cm, D 10 cm
Medium - Fits a shoebox, 2 bottles of wine, clothing etc H 32 cm, W 26 cm
