Because not all assholes are created equal.
This isn’t your average gift bag. This is the Rolls-Royce of sweary sentiment—a gloriously loud, cheeky-as-hell paper hug for that one special asshole in your life. You know the one. The absolute legend. The ride-or-die. The glorious loudmouth with a heart of gold and a mouth like a sailor.
Strong enough to hold booze, bad decisions, or whatever questionable stuff you’ve wrapped up inside.
✅ Strong enough to hold regrets, wine, or oddly-shaped nonsense
✅ Saves time on heartfelt cards and emotional labor
✅ Swearing included free of charge
No fluff, no frills—just pure, foul-mouthed festivity. Because sometimes, the best way to say “I care” is with sarcasm and a load of attitude.
Features Quality Art
Card Construction
Woven silver cord handles
Sturdy card base
Made from recycled and sustainably sourced materials
Available in two sizes:
Small - Fits a number of small items such as a candle, mug, jewelry etc H 23 cm, W 18 cm, D 10 cm
Medium - Fits a shoebox, 2 bottles of wine, clothing or other assorted gifts H 32 cm, W 26 cm, D 12 cm
