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Candle - Calm The Fuck Down

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The candle that helps you calm the fuck down.

Light this bad boy and the troubles of the day will fade away, along with the fucks you didn't want to give.

Lemongrass & Persian Lime Scent or Cologne Scent

Triple scented
Soy wax, hand-poured in the Yarra Valley
Up to 65 hours burning time
Matte Black jar
Unique Wood Wick gives that "crackly" sound
Size - 8cm diameter. Height - 10cm
Comes with a Rose Gold lid and gift box

You know we love nothing more than a candle with swear words on it here at eggplant + poppy :)

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