Start 2026 with the same optimism you bring to a fresh pair of activewear leggings....full of hope, mild delusion, and absolutely no intention of actually jogging. (No judgement here)
Our 2026 – The Year We Pretend to Have Our Shit Together calendar is your new sidekick in fake-it-til-you-make-it energy.
Packed with colourful layouts, cheeky monthly prompts, mini doodles, notes sections for remembering (or forgetting) life admin, plus a sneaky two-page 2027 preview for the overachievers who own more stationery than sense.
Perfect for offices, kitchens, and anyone who thrives on sarcasm and snacks.
Cute enough to display. Honest enough to hurt. Useful enough to justify the purchase.
Great for gifting to: Work besties, stationery goblins, chaotic friends, people who keep saying “I’ll get organised next week.” people who have potty mouths & swear like sailors.
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Bright, colourful (not just the language!) monthly layouts
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Funny notes sections + cheeky reminders
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Cute doodles to distract you each month
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December includes 24 Christmas movie suggestions
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2027 preview calendar
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Designed by us here at Eggplant & Poppy
- Printed here in beautiful Cairns, Far North Queensland
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Perfect gift for stationery lovers, teachers (only cool ones) & work besties
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Printed on high-quality cardstock
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