A calendar that says the things you wish you could say at work without being escorted out by HR.
Our 2026 “Shit I Want to Say Out Loud at Work but Can’t” Calendar is the sassiest cubicle accessory you’ll own this year.
Every month serves up a new passive-aggressive gem, paired with simple design and enough sarcasm to get you through meetings that should’ve been an email.
You’ll also get a 2027 mini calendar, a notes page for writing the thoughts you really shouldn’t send in that email, and plenty of space for deadlines, coffee runs, and your boss’s latest inconvenient ideas.
The perfect balance of “professional enough to hang up” and “therapeutic enough to keep you sane.”
Great for gifting to: Work wives, burnt-out corporate workers, office comedians, and your favourite colleague who’s one email away from snapping.
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Monthly snarky quotes you wish you could say
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Clean modern design (to fool HR)
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Notes section + 2027 mini calendar
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Designed by us here at Eggplant & Poppy
- Printed here in beautiful Cairns, Far North Queensland
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Printed on high-quality cardstock
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