2026 Calendars

Get your hands on the funniest, sassiest, and most colourful 2026 calendars in Australia — proudly created by Eggplant & Poppy in Cairns. Whether you love bright colours, vintage vibes, or unapologetically rude humour, our calendars make staying organised way less boring (and way more sweary).

From sarcastic work calendars to cute-but-rude designs and retro-inspired layouts, each calendar is printed on high-quality cardstock and packed with personality. Perfect for home, office, gifting, teachers, stationery lovers, and anyone who pretends to have their shit together.

Shop our full range of funny 2026 calendars, vintage aesthetic calendars, adult humour calendars, and office-friendly-but-not-really planners — all designed locally and made to make you laugh every single month.

Staying organised has never looked this good… or this unhinged.