The perfect book for toilet reading if there ever was one. Did you know that your nose and sinuses produce approximately one liter of snot every day? Yeah, you just swallow it. Most of it anyway.
What’s to enjoy about being frightened, you ask? That’s a good question. I suppose it’s like watching a horror movie: you know it’s going to freak you out, but you buy the ticket—or, in this case, the book—anyway. Maybe you like the thrill of fear. Maybe you’re a glutton for punishment. Or maybe someone gave the book to you as a gift. They might think you don’t have enough fiber in your diet.
For the rest of you: Be afraid.