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Kitchen Language

A range of funny gifts for potty mouths 18+.
Offensive tea towels, funny aprons, naughty stubby holders, bottle openers & coasters.


*If easily offended, might be best to click away!
Tea Towel - Moist Mother Fucker
Tea Towel - Moist Mother Fucker

Tea Towel - Moist Mother Fucker

$25.00
Keyring Bottle Opener - Shit Faced
Keyring Bottle Opener - Shit Faced

Keyring Bottle Opener - Shit Faced

$12.00
Tea Towel - Do The Dishes Dick
Tea Towel - Do The Dishes Dick

Tea Towel - Do The Dishes Dick

$25.00
Keyring Bottle Opener- Boozy Bitch
Keyring Bottle Opener- Boozy Bitch

Keyring Bottle Opener- Boozy Bitch

$12.00

Our Store

Shop 10 Oceana Walk Arcade
62 Grafton Street Cairns QLD 4870

Monday

9am - 4pm

Tuesday

9am - 4pm

Wednesday

9am - 4pm

Thursday

9am - 4pm

Friday

9am - 4pm

Saturday

9am - 2pm

Sunday

In Bed Snoring.....zzz

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