Tinder Nopes: The Best of the Worst Online Dating Fails

Put the phone down. Back away from the Tinder.

Some people should just never be allowed on online dating.

Online dating was invented to make finding a potential match a breeze - you can even do it from the comfort of your own home! In your pyjamas! But for some people, the instant, no-effort-required nature of online dating (and the fact that you can't get punched in the face for a dodgy chat-up line) brings out their worst side.

From the person who genuinely thought 'I can see your tits' was a good opener to conversations that go from 0-100 in nanoseconds, the best of the worst ever chat-up fails are collected here for your reading pleasure.

Note: Unfortunately you can't swipe left on these conversations.