Shannon's Kitchen Cook Book is the home of healthy food, inappropriate language and zero fucks given.
Healthy eating is some important shit, but so many food blogs feel the same – some scrawny good-looking fuck making fancy looking salads and smoothie-bowls that require a Fine Arts degree to construct.
Sure, I give fucks about my health, but not enough for that sort of dick-pullery. I don’t believe in superfoods, organic shit, detoxes or diets. I just want to cook some basic, healthy, tasty, everyday food. So that’s what you’ll find here, along with excessive references to nipple erections and jokes about penises.
“She’s the Donna Hay of not giving a f**k.
Nutritious food makes you feel awesome but it can taste like penis.
Shannon’s Kitchen reveals 60 easy to follow recipes for healthy food you’ll actually eat.
If you’ve had a gutful of perfect clean eating types, then this book is for you – there’s no room for preachy nonsense or etiquette, just tasty food, inappropriate language and zero f**ks given.”