{"product_id":"mug-fuckity-fuck-fuck","title":"Mug -  Fuckity Fuck Fuck","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome mornings call for mindfulness. Some mornings call for coffee. And some mornings can only be accurately described as... \"Fuckity Fuck Fuck.\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the mug that says what you're thinking before you've had your first sip. Featuring an adorably unbothered purple-haired queen with big glasses, a tiny heart, and absolutely zero emotional bandwidth, this mug is your daily reminder that you're doing your best—even if today is a complete dumpster fire. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMonday mornings. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOpening your inbox. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eZoom meetings with your camera off. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eParenting, adulting, or existing. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat friend whose vocabulary gets more colourful before 9 a.m. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're running on caffeine, sarcasm, or pure spite, this mug has your back. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning: May cause coworkers to laugh, friends to ask where you got it, and family members to quietly borrow it because it \"speaks to them.\" Because sometimes \"Live, Laugh, Love\" just doesn't cover it. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e11oz Ceramic Mug \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDishwasher safe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGift Boxed \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat gift!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Disrupted Industries","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68115906527315,"sku":"33755","price":30.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/6349\/files\/Fuckity-Fuck-Fuck.jpg?v=1794351722","url":"https:\/\/www.eggplantandpoppy.com.au\/products\/mug-fuckity-fuck-fuck","provider":"Eggplant \u0026 Poppy ~ Unique + Quirky Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}