{"product_id":"had-a-fall-button","title":"Had a Fall Button","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the stage of life where falling over becomes having a fall. The Had a Fall Survival Button is the ultimate old age gag, a novelty talking button on a lanyard that shouts “Help!”, “I’ve had a fall!”, and “I’ve taken a tumble!” at the press of a button. Ideal for 40th’s, 50th’s, retirements, or anyone who groans when they sit down. It doesn’t call for help, just attention. Unnecessary? Absolutely. Worn immediately? Without question.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"William Valentine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43318574415955,"sku":"31829","price":20.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/6349\/files\/BO-OT2124_1-500x500.jpg?v=1764900743","url":"https:\/\/www.eggplantandpoppy.com.au\/products\/had-a-fall-button","provider":"Eggplant \u0026 Poppy ~ Unique + Quirky Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}