{"product_id":"for-a-special-cunt-gift-bag","title":"For A Special Cunt Gift Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause not all assholes are created equal. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn’t your average gift bag. This is the Rolls-Royce of sweary sentiment—a gloriously loud, cheeky-as-hell paper hug for that one special asshole in your life. You know the one. The absolute legend. The ride-or-die. The glorious loudmouth with a heart of gold and a mouth like a sailor. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStrong enough to hold booze, bad decisions, or whatever questionable stuff you’ve wrapped up inside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Strong enough to hold regrets, wine, or oddly-shaped nonsense \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Saves time on heartfelt cards and emotional labor \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Swearing included free of charge \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo fluff, no frills—just pure, foul-mouthed festivity. Because sometimes, the best way to say “I care” is with sarcasm and a load of attitude. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures Quality Art \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCard Construction \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWoven silver cord handles \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSturdy card base \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from recycled and sustainably sourced materials \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in two sizes: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall - Fits a number of small items such as a candle, mug, jewelry etc H 23 cm, W 18 cm, D 10 cm \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedium - Fits a shoebox, 2 bottles of wine, clothing or other assorted gifts H 32 cm, W 26 cm, D 12 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Disrupted Industries","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":42965531295827,"sku":"30395","price":10.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":42965531328595,"sku":"30396","price":12.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/6349\/files\/for-a-special-cunt-gift-bag-eggplant-and-poppy-disrupted-1.jpg?v=1755654327","url":"https:\/\/www.eggplantandpoppy.com.au\/products\/for-a-special-cunt-gift-bag","provider":"Eggplant \u0026 Poppy ~ Unique + Quirky Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}