{"product_id":"ceramic-coaster-tired-grumpy","title":"Ceramic Coaster - Tired, Grumpy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNow in stylish burnout chic. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis ceramic coaster says what your face has been screaming since 7am: do not engage. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith raised UV accents to highlight your holy trinity of moods—tired, grumpy, and done with everyone’s shit—it’s the perfect resting place for your caffeine, cocktails, or cold, dead eyes. Ideal for desks, coffee tables, and anywhere someone might try to talk to you before you’ve had your moment of silence for the death of your patience. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Sturdy ceramic. Unstable mood. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Raised UV lettering so even the clueless can read the room \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Doubles as a warning sign and a surface protector Because sometimes you just want to be left the fuck alone—and now your coaster can say it so you don’t have to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Disrupted Industries","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43113680142419,"sku":"30444","price":12.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/6349\/files\/685788c65d90be034fbb5bcf8f018651cbfce2f1833533328423f0eb0bcf0e41.png?v=1760330368","url":"https:\/\/www.eggplantandpoppy.com.au\/products\/ceramic-coaster-tired-grumpy","provider":"Eggplant \u0026 Poppy ~ Unique + Quirky Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}