{"product_id":"ceramic-coaster-off-you-fuck","title":"Ceramic Coaster - Off You Fuck","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShort, sharp, and straight to the bloody point — just how we like it. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis premium ceramic coaster features a woman who’s clearly had enough of everyone’s crap and is one passive-aggressive comment away from launching her drink. The raised UV detail captures every glorious ounce of her “try me, dickhead” energy. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for the office, the kitchen, or anywhere people think small talk is a good idea. It’s glossy, durable, and delivers the message so you don’t have to waste your breath.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTip: Best served with tea, wine, or a forced smile. Because nothing says grace and boundaries like a cheerful “Kindly fuck off.” ☕ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium drink coaster details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e10.8 X 10.8cm Ceramic Coaster \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium raised gold finish. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWipe clean with damp cloth, do not put in dishwasher or sink\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Disrupted Industries","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43296077774931,"sku":"31713","price":12.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/6349\/files\/e424a21b83de3f622734f32f5b5ad83c6ee1d94e17b88a8810163d8c5f6ca8e5.jpg?v=1764113471","url":"https:\/\/www.eggplantandpoppy.com.au\/products\/ceramic-coaster-off-you-fuck","provider":"Eggplant \u0026 Poppy ~ Unique + Quirky Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}