{"product_id":"ceramic-coaster-kindly-fuck-off","title":"Ceramic Coaster - Kindly Fuck Off","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes manners matter — even when you’re telling someone to piss right off. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis premium ceramic coaster features a woman with the serene smile of someone who’s mastered the art of being civil while plotting your swift removal from her presence. The raised UV detail adds a touch of class to her quiet fury — it’s elegance with edge. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for workplaces, family dinners, or any situation where you want to say “get stuffed” but HR (or Grandma) is within earshot. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlossy, durable, and beautifully passive-aggressive. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTip: Best served with tea, wine, or a forced smile. Because nothing says grace and boundaries like a cheerful “Kindly fuck off.” ☕ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium drink coaster details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e10.8 X 10.8cm Ceramic Coaster \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium raised gold finish. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWipe clean with damp cloth, do not put in dishwasher or sink\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Disrupted Industries","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43296076365907,"sku":"31710","price":12.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/6349\/files\/8b70d36487185f8f915442c745cf00904ce9131f07f2873d92c57ce9010555ee.jpg?v=1764113462","url":"https:\/\/www.eggplantandpoppy.com.au\/products\/ceramic-coaster-kindly-fuck-off","provider":"Eggplant \u0026 Poppy ~ Unique + Quirky Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}