{"product_id":"ceramic-coaster-i-almost-cared","title":"Ceramic Coaster - I Almost Cared","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"f_flex_base f_flex_single_value_direction\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"sc-7fdf59ed-0 GPPWM\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eFor when empathy just… misses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eThis ceramic coaster is for those near-miss moments when you almost cared—but then remembered who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eFeaturing raised UV accents and the emotional range of a brick wall with WiFi, it’s the perfect surface for your drink and your deadpan indifference. Whether you’re sipping coffee, wine, or the tears of the overly dramatic, this glossy little square whispers, “Oops… never mind.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003e✅ Catches spills, not feelings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003e✅ Raised UV finish for a subtle touch of sarcasm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003e✅ Looks great next to your give-a-damn gauge (which is, of course, on E) Because caring is exhausting—and overrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Disrupted Industries","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43113680371795,"sku":"30441","price":12.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/6349\/files\/I-almost-cared.jpg?v=1760330275","url":"https:\/\/www.eggplantandpoppy.com.au\/products\/ceramic-coaster-i-almost-cared","provider":"Eggplant \u0026 Poppy ~ Unique + Quirky Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}