{"product_id":"ceramic-coaster-coffee-first","title":"Ceramic Coaster - Coffee First","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSilence is golden. Especially before caffeine. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet this glorious little ceramic coaster do the early morning heavy lifting: delivering sass and protecting your surfaces while you try not to commit a felony before 9am. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith raised UV accents that gleam like your last ounce of patience, it politely (okay, not-so-politely) reminds everyone to zip it until you’ve had your sacred bean juice. Perfect for home, the office, or any place people feel weirdly comfortable oversharing before you’ve had a sip. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Coffee goes here. Conversations do not. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Raised UV text, because bold statements deserve bold lettering \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Best paired with an eye roll and a deep sigh Because nothing intelligent ever starts with “Good morning!” It starts with coffee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Disrupted Industries","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43113680076883,"sku":"30438","price":12.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/6349\/files\/coffee-first.jpg?v=1760330267","url":"https:\/\/www.eggplantandpoppy.com.au\/products\/ceramic-coaster-coffee-first","provider":"Eggplant \u0026 Poppy ~ Unique + Quirky Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}