{"title":"Tea Towels, Aprons \u0026 Oven Mitts","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTea Towels, Aprons \u0026amp; Oven Mitts – Sassy Kitchen Sidekicks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWho said cooking and cleaning can’t be fun? Whether you're flipping pancakes, drying dishes, or pulling hot stuff from the oven, our collection of tea towels, aprons, and oven mitts brings the laughs (and the style). These cute homewares double as quirky gifts—think cheeky sayings, bold prints, and a whole lot of sass.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for housewarmings, last-minute gifts in Cairns, or curated gift boxes for your favourite foodie, these gems are what gifting made fun looks like. Each piece is practical, hilarious, and made to spark joy—just like everything in our Cairns gift shop.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSend the sass anywhere in Australia and Click and collect for Cairns locals. Whether you’re into gifts from small business, supporting Aussie makers, or just want something cheeky for your kitchen—this is your go-to collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"tea-towel-cute-little-fuckers","title":"Tea Towel - Cute Little Fuckers","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc\"\u003eThis towel is like the middle of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are \"Norman Rockwell\" and \"Kinda Fucked Up.\"\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc\"\u003eSuper-absorbent.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc\"\u003e100% unbleached cotton.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"dimensions\"\u003e28\"h x 21\"w\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":2045434265609,"sku":"10763","price":30.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/6349\/files\/33_b7dbc065-4e52-453d-aa85-b25916cf33ae.png?v=1740542091"},{"product_id":"f-word-tea-towel","title":"Tea Towel - F-Word","description":"\u003cp\u003eNew era calls for a NEW DESIGN. 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Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSuper-insulated. 100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":13555885473875,"sku":"10587","price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/6349\/files\/7_bb5140ef-7aee-4c0a-9146-b0fea50f4fd9.png?v=1740536979"},{"product_id":"ovenmitt-secretingredient","title":"Oven Mitt - Secret Ingredient","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404041; font-family: 'Roboto Condensed', ArialNarrow, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eI'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404041; font-family: 'Roboto Condensed', ArialNarrow, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSuper-insulated. 100% cotton.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21773105135699,"sku":"11843","price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/6349\/products\/4d9e47ec7424be01e3e2bb3807f73d5cfb569dc2.jpg?v=1571439064"},{"product_id":"teatowel-fuckilovecheese","title":"Tea Towel - Fuck I Love Cheese","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eI'm not going to say that cheese is more important to me than my husband or my dog but I'm also not not going to say it either.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eSuper-absorbent. 100% cotton.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e28\"h x 21\"w21\"w\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21773122633811,"sku":"11855","price":30.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/6349\/files\/45.png?v=1740537072"},{"product_id":"ovenmitt-foodhasweedinit","title":"Oven Mitt - Food Has Weed In It","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404041; font-family: 'Roboto Condensed', ArialNarrow, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eI won't tell if you don't! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404041; font-family: 'Roboto Condensed', ArialNarrow, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSuper-insulated. 100% cotton.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":29462107193427,"sku":"12753","price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/6349\/products\/3216b18cdf2e00df02a33c4e41dc372f283aa217.jpg?v=1571439080"},{"product_id":"ovenmitt-parsleysagefuckoff","title":"Oven Mitt - Parsley, Sage Fuck Off","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404041; font-family: 'Roboto Condensed', ArialNarrow, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e(I think) this message has been approved by Simon and Garfunkel. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404041; font-family: 'Roboto Condensed', ArialNarrow, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSuper-insulated. 100% cotton.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":29462107258963,"sku":"12751","price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/6349\/files\/9_0040f907-c5da-4b85-864c-b7a63f03e38e.png?v=1740536940"},{"product_id":"teatowel-thefoodhasweedinit","title":"Tea Towel - The Food Has Weed In It","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-family: 'Roboto Condensed', ArialNarrow, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; margin-top: 20px; margin-bottom: 20px; line-height: 1.2em; color: #404041;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 20px; margin-bottom: 20px; line-height: 1.2em;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 20px; margin-bottom: 20px; line-height: 1.2em;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 20px; margin-bottom: 20px; line-height: 1.2em;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-desc\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 20px; margin-bottom: 20px; line-height: 1.2em;\"\u003eI know, I know. 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You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404041; font-family: 'Roboto Condensed', ArialNarrow, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eSuper-absorbent. 100% cotton.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32006980698195,"sku":"14524","price":30.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/6349\/products\/1af5f86ec334e68dce96fbaf1a2dadb30c0ba674.jpg?v=1595372202"},{"product_id":"oven-mitt-i-love-cooking","title":"Oven Mitt - I Love Cooking","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404041; font-family: Jost, 'Roboto Condensed', ArialNarrow, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eWe had such energy ... such enthusiasm ... such naivete when when it all began. But now? 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